1. "Hey, I was just trying to order a coffee in Paris and ended up with a croissant! Guess my French is as good as my espresso shot—strong but mixed up!
2. "Asked for directions to the Eiffel Tower and got a 10-minute lecture on French history. Now I know more about Napoleon than I do about my own itinerary!
3. "Tried to haggle for a souvenir in Marrakech and ended up learning how to say 'You're crazy!' in Arabic. The vendor laughed so hard, he gave me a discount anyway!
4. "Asked a local in Tokyo where to find the best sushi, and they replied with a series of hand gestures that looked like a game of charades. Ended up at a hidden gem—best sushi ever!
5. "Wanted to know the time in Rome and got a passionate explanation about how Roman numerals work. Now I can tell time like Julius Caesar, but still late for my tour!
